So Glad No Hidden Camera Was There

So glad no hidden camera was there,
In my vehicle, locked out in despair,
Luckily,checking out the passenger side,
Finding the door opened wide,
I climbed on in, one obstacle to meet,
To climb over the gear shift with short legs and small feet.
I twisted and turned, with my eyes opened liked flying saucers,
As my crotch finally shifted into conquer my worst fear,
At last I scrunched and scooted finally with my feet on the floor,
Next time, rest assured, the keys will be resting in my pocket.
That is for sure!