Say a fond farewell to Lines by Linda, reaching the end of the line,
Few people read it, so after much thought I will enter a new design.
I thought to myself,”Heck, if Victoria can do it, why can’t I?”
She may have her secrets so why not give it a try.
Linda’s Secrets designs and fashions for those over fifty.
Hoping that you’ll be impressed with fashion so nifty.
Catalogs ready, stacked to send, no line of chain stores.
I will run my company via the internet advertising more.
So if you are petite, misses, or plus sizes, I’ll have it all for you,
nothing risqué, if I can’t wear it, why would you?
Always remember Linda’s Secrets will be the best through and through,
Linda’s Secrets? The April Fool is on you!