How I plan to escape getting the flu,I will explain just what I will do?
A compromised immune system and a sentence to stay home leans me to find wisdom.
I invented a plan that is truly unique, I wonder what the public may think.
I am planning to go to a supermarket quite a distance away from my home,
a place where no one knows my name, as I shop for food that I need.
I will wrap myself with plastic wrap from head to the tips of my toes,
cutting out a space so I will be able to breathe and eyes that will be able to see.
Clean, purified oxygen pumped in with a surgical mask so germs can’t invade.
The icing on the cake will be surgical gloves for everything I touch.
I may need someone to video this crazy plan to go out to shop.
How I plan to escape getting the flu, to many may seem a bit over the top!